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![[*]](./images/ned/default_icon.gif) posted on 26-5-0606 at 08:44 PM |
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ALW's parents.
I like to laugh...
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ALW
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| posted on 26-5-0606 at 10:49 PM |
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pants.
Steph: YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO GET MONEY.
Silver: But that is just me and my subdued hooker opinions.
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SoSaysTheMisanthrope
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| posted on 26-5-0606 at 10:50 PM |
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The part in XMen3 where the dude goes like "I love you *stabs with claw things*" I think that has now replaced "I'll never let go *drops into
freezing ass Atlantic*" as my favorite fucked up love line.
Three thousand miles north east
I left all my friends at the morning bus stop
Shaking their heads.
"What kind of life you dream of?
You're allergic to love!"
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rolly
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 06:48 AM |
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the best one is in star wars episode 5!!
"i love you"
"i know" *goes into machine and gets frozen in carbonyte*
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 10:54 AM |
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answering my Grandma's phone, a lady from church who apparently hasn't heard the news
me: you think... we should let her know he's dead
megan: uhhh just says he's noth ere right now
me: (into the phone) yeah he isn't here...
the lady: oh, well can you make sure he gets the message
me: uhh... yeah
the lady: ok just have him call me back
me: i don't think he'll be able to
the lady: he has too, it's urgent.. make sure the only reason he doesn't call me back is because he's already with the Lord
(i think it was something with the chapel.. i don't know the lady was making all sorts of religious comments)
me: uhh right. actually, you know what, he is with the Lord
megan: what's going on?
me: hang on.. so is there anything else you need?
the lady: no i'll go to St. Mark's right now
me: you won't find him there, hang on I'll let you talk to my Grandma
Grandma: hello? ... ohhh well he passed away. (ready to cry)
[megan and i are on another phone]
the lady: SO HE IS WITH THE LORD!!
I'm telling you... We WEREN'T lying! hahaha.
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 10:58 AM |
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What an insensitive clued out lady! That would never happen with my mother. She reads the obituaries daily.
I like to laugh...
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 01:47 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Laura
answering my Grandma's phone, a lady from church who apparently hasn't heard the news
me: you think... we should let her know he's dead
megan: uhhh just says he's noth ere right now
me: (into the phone) yeah he isn't here...
the lady: oh, well can you make sure he gets the message
me: uhh... yeah
the lady: ok just have him call me back
me: i don't think he'll be able to
the lady: he has too, it's urgent.. make sure the only reason he doesn't call me back is because he's already with the Lord
(i think it was something with the chapel.. i don't know the lady was making all sorts of religious comments)
me: uhh right. actually, you know what, he is with the Lord
megan: what's going on?
me: hang on.. so is there anything else you need?
the lady: no i'll go to St. Mark's right now
me: you won't find him there, hang on I'll let you talk to my Grandma
Grandma: hello? ... ohhh well he passed away. (ready to cry)
[megan and i are on another phone]
the lady: SO HE IS WITH THE LORD!!
I'm telling you... We WEREN'T lying! hahaha. |
Ha, that's messed up.
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 04:23 PM |
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We had a little too much fun...
That's what random Polish food does to you.
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 04:30 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Silver
What an insensitive clued out lady! That would never happen with my mother. She reads the obituaries daily. |
My dad does that. He's a doctor and works with old people. he always knows someone in the obits.
Steph: YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO GET MONEY.
Silver: But that is just me and my subdued hooker opinions.
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Laura
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 04:49 PM |
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haha same with my mom!
she's always like, "I was there when that person died!" and then points to the pic
and i'm like "you want a medal?"
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| posted on 27-5-0606 at 10:18 PM |
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ohh my. that's actually funny in a really sad way
SMACK THAT.
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Silver
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 01:21 PM |
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Wait, is she a doctor or something?
When my mom first met my dad, they were at my grandmother's house (my dad's mom) and she's a doctor. My mom got really freaked out when my
grandmother picked up the phone and said, "Hi... Yes, I'll sign the death certificate..."
I like to laugh...
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 05:34 PM |
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my mom is a nurse
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 06:35 PM |
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Oh, okay. That explains it. I have pictures of a dissected pig if anyone wants to see.
I like to laugh...
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YRH
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 07:25 PM |
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I REALLY WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES
I had so much fun doing it. im such a freak
SMACK THAT.
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 07:28 PM |
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i got too grossed out so i left
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 08:46 PM |
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zOMG IT'S THE ROFFLE COOPPTTERR
Maddox pwns.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
"I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up."
Silver : haha jes got banned for being a dick and now all we talk about is dicks hahahha
HAHAHAH
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Rest in peace, Jes* |
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 08:48 PM |
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my friend Jaime is hardcore germophobic, and today in math my other friend kept on throwing things at her and she was actually crying because of the
"dirt"
SMACK THAT.
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 09:05 PM |
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"This is a bbq. You can go eat your boca burger inside!"
I love memorial day / graduation parties. I really do.
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sophia
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| posted on 29-5-0606 at 11:13 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by SoSaysTheMisanthrope
The part in XMen3 where the dude goes like "I love you *stabs with claw things*" I think that has now replaced "I'll never let go *drops into
freezing ass Atlantic*" as my favorite fucked up love line. |
AHAHAHAHA
such nubcakes.
Maddox pwns.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
"I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up."
Silver : haha jes got banned for being a dick and now all we talk about is dicks hahahha
HAHAHAH
| Quote: | Originally posted by AmyLee4Life
If this board had censors, we'd never know anything Sophia said. |
Rest in peace, Jes* |
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YRH
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| posted on 31-5-0606 at 09:57 PM |
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i was talking about veins [and in a totally non gross way actually.. i just emntioned the fact i have veins in my hand] and rawkenrawll or whatever
her usename is freaked out because she was "grossed out".
SMACK THAT.
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sophia
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| posted on 31-5-0606 at 10:54 PM |
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LOL about veins?
uhh....
Maddox pwns.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
"I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up."
Silver : haha jes got banned for being a dick and now all we talk about is dicks hahahha
HAHAHAH
| Quote: | Originally posted by AmyLee4Life
If this board had censors, we'd never know anything Sophia said. |
Rest in peace, Jes* |
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| posted on 2-6-0606 at 04:37 PM |
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Our class was taking the Anatomy test at the library today, so it was closed for the five freaking periods we had to stay there. Anyway, these people
come in (even though there was a sign that clearly said the library was closed!) and they wanted to come in. When informed that the library was
indeed, closed, they responded with: "Well, why are these people in here if it's closed?!"
And we laughed. Then continued with our torture aka test.
It doesn't sound funny, but it was. Oh, it was.
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YRH
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| posted on 2-6-0606 at 11:02 PM |
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I didnt find this funny but eveyrbody else did..
I went to [french] family friends house and they were trying to get me to speak french,m so the little kid asked me 'est ce que tu aimes Laurent [hisolder brother]?' who was sitting right there and im like ummm no... and he's like 'MAIS PORQUOI?' and I really wished someone would choke and the
attention would be taken off of me.. i blushed so badly
SMACK THAT.
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ALW
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| posted on 3-6-0606 at 11:37 AM |
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WHAT WHO HUH IS THIS UM YES?
Steph: YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO GET MONEY.
Silver: But that is just me and my subdued hooker opinions.
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