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[*] posted on 28-12-0909 at 12:44 PM Reply With Quote


She thanks you.

so yesterday my coworkers were rolling joints in the break room and we all smoked out back. and then someone fish bowled the bathroom.
ahh slow days at D'angelos...
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[*] posted on 2-1-1010 at 05:45 AM Reply With Quote


*Looks up fish bowl on UD*

Oooooooooooo....
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[*] posted on 8-2-1010 at 09:13 PM Reply With Quote


Me: I'm coming on Saturdayyy!
Mark: I get to have sex on Saturdayyy!
Me: We'll see.
Mark: There are other ways besides you.
Me: Like a trip to the "I got dumped the day before valentine's brothel?"



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[*] posted on 9-2-1010 at 01:13 PM Reply With Quote


hahahahahahah omg hahaha



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[*] posted on 11-2-1010 at 08:54 PM Reply With Quote


Why am I still a virgin and Laura isn't?
GOSH where is justice in this world. You were so innocent in your youth.
How's kayden? I miss her being creeped out about us.



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[*] posted on 1-3-1010 at 02:31 AM Reply With Quote


haha umm she's good. she's still creeped out.
she goes to school in ohio.

yeah, I don't know where my innocence went.
and yes, mark did get sex over valentine's.
just in case you were wondering.



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Quote:
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Why am I still a virgin?

I ask myself this question every morning when I look in the mirror.



Quote:
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WHAT IS THIS ZABOOMAFOO BULLSHIT?
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[*] posted on 1-3-1010 at 07:16 PM Reply With Quote


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Quote:
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Why am I still a virgin?

I ask myself this question every morning when I look in the mirror.


Thats ok guys, I still have my v card too.
ヽ(´ー｀ )ﾉ
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[*] posted on 2-3-1010 at 01:01 PM Reply With Quote


Kay: You suck.
Laura: You wish I sucked.
Kay: Oh snap.
Laura: OK, you know what does suck though? My vacuum cleaner from like 1942.
Kay: So really, it DOESN'T suck then.
Laura: True story.



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[*] posted on 2-3-1010 at 11:21 PM Reply With Quote


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Why am I still a virgin and Laura isn't?



You don't know it yet, but I will fix that.



Maddox pwns.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com

"I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up."


Silver : haha jes got banned for being a dick and now all we talk about is dicks hahahha

HAHAHAH

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If this board had censors, we'd never know anything Sophia said.


Rest in peace, Jes*
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[*] posted on 2-3-1010 at 11:39 PM Reply With Quote


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Quote:
Originally posted by AmyLee4Life
Quote:
Originally posted by Silver
Why am I still a virgin?

I ask myself this question every morning when I look in the mirror.


Thats ok guys, I still have my v card too.
ヽ(´ー｀ )ﾉ



Wooo for not being alone! lol.
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[*] posted on 3-3-1010 at 09:40 PM Reply With Quote


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Quote:
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Why am I still a virgin and Laura isn't?


You don't know it yet, but I will fix that.


Oh Sophia, we missed you.



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[*] posted on 9-3-1010 at 03:14 PM Reply With Quote


Me: I think I'm gonna just start eating lettuce.
Mom: You mean like a salad?
Me: Right.



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[*] posted on 10-3-1010 at 02:07 AM Reply With Quote


So uhhh... What did you mean? Does lettuce mean vagina?
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[*] posted on 10-3-1010 at 05:25 AM Reply With Quote


uhhh no?



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[*] posted on 10-3-1010 at 01:34 PM Reply With Quote


Sometimes a head of lettuce is just a head of lettuce.



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[*] posted on 12-3-1010 at 03:37 PM Reply With Quote


Quote:
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Quote:
Originally posted by Steph
Quote:
Originally posted by AmyLee4Life
Quote:
Originally posted by Silver
Why am I still a virgin?

I ask myself this question every morning when I look in the mirror.


Thats ok guys, I still have my v card too.
ヽ(´ー｀ )ﾉ



Wooo for not being alone! lol.


Lol this made me laugh because at this point it's so amusing.



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[*] posted on 16-3-1010 at 11:49 PM Reply With Quote


@lettuce thing... It sounded odd in terms of like the vegetable lettuce. (Is lettuce a vegetable?)


@Silver: Why was that funny?
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[*] posted on 17-3-1010 at 08:10 AM Reply With Quote


Yes... lettuce is a vegetable.



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[*] posted on 17-3-1010 at 10:50 PM Reply With Quote


Quote:
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Sometimes a head of lettuce is just a head of lettuce.

I feel like if everyone just remembered this, the world would be a lot more peaceful.



Quote:
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WHAT IS THIS ZABOOMAFOO BULLSHIT?
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